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"My Invention will turn people into mindless sheep"
"I'm curious to how you'll know it works, I assume it's mainly a cosmetic change"


My favorite quote, well one of them, ever. Thought I'd open with it, no reason why.
Anyway...

....Has there ever been a film (And I'm sure there must be a famous one somewhere, and I've just overlooked it) where a likable villain, or an interesting villian, actually wins completely. Not in the Megamind sense, where they kind of just turn good themselves, or in the Little Shop Of Horrors way where it's a cliff hanger, where they triumph and the hero fails. Not even in the Rocky Horror sense, when the good guys win, but they are portrayed as villainous (Which I suppose is better, a little). If anyone knows of a film like this, I'd like to know, they're fun. 

Just to say, many of the so-called evils are in my opinion not so. Frank-N-Furter is supposedly a villain, he's not. Really not. Sweeney Todd, Macavity, Jack Sparrow, none of them are. I suppose the Joker is, but at least he's interesting, and at least penguin and Harley are funny. See if the bad guys are just mindless thugs and criminals, it takes the fun out. They have to have flair.

So Yes, if you know of any, please let me know. Now I shall love you and leave you. I did have a much longer post going on about my Joker obsession and bands I am going to see quite soon, but it deleted itself. 

So now, I give you the song I am now hooked on. This is what happens when you listen to Elaine Paige's radio show. I know, I know, it's wierd. But come on, admit it....It's pretty amazing. Good luck getting it out of your head!
 

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 Hello All, 
 
I feel the need to indulge in a little bit of bloggery today. So, as of late I have been watching an awful lot of Tim Burton movies, and watching once again 2006's Big Fat Quiz Of The Year. Not for the news, or for Jimmy Car (Bless him), but for Noel Fielding and Russel Brand, the most amazing comedy duo ever. And I mean ever. Really, I do. Such a shame the latter fled to America after the scandal...

Also, of Tim Burton, I have been watching a lot of his films of late, because I have been attempting the noble (ahem) art, of artistry. Yes, I have been attempting to draw, without much success. I have so far drawn Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands, Penguin (From Batman Returns), many versions of The Joker, Marilyn Manson, Rum-Tum-Tugger (from CATS) and Robert Smith. So Yes, I shall post them if my camera ever apologies and starts working again.


Anyways.... My Novel, Second Chapter :)

Carlton looked up long enough to readjust his glasses, and then he was back to work. There had been another murder, just like all the others, and still he was no closer to catching the twisted soul who did it. Whoever it was had left no hair, no blood, no DNA, so he abandoned that road and concentrated on the last victim instead. She had died from a single knife wound in the jugular, no apparent struggle. In her last moments she had no traces on her hands except satin, and that could mean..? Truth was, he didn’t know. It was a hopeless puzzle with far too many pieces and Carlton was getting impatient.

 

Rubbing his eyes, he glanced at the picture of the crime scene. He wished he could be there, he had a feeling it would help somehow, but his superiors had been banned from the entire case. They had only hired him, an amateur, because he wasn’t likely to disobey rules and go.

However, his employers weren’t the nicest of people. They had marched in, flicking ash from their smoke-sticks everywhere and stated (politely though, to do them credit) that if he didn’t accept the case with its conditions he would be executed or worse. Most of him screamed that was an empty bluff, but fear, or grudging respect for the official seals on their jackets, made him agree.

 

And where had that got him? Drowning in a sea of conflicting sightings, reports and theories, and he wasn’t even allowed near the bloody crime scene. Carlton scraped his chair back angrily and paced, which was what he did when faced with difficult decisions. What right did they have? People nowadays were like sheep, they would panic at the slightest opportunity, and considering there had been 6 murders before this one, it wouldn’t be long before fear began to spread. His employers were preventing him from getting to the bottom of the case, and every second he waited the crowds got closer to rioting, then it would the Burnings all over again.

 

Suddenly, the phone rang, jerking Carlton out of his internal debate. It was a cheap thing, not even real brass, and the steam that it issued was black and foul smelling. He tentatively lifted the receiver and listened, aware that he was holding his breath, He wasn’t quite sure why he was so frightened as such, but after the rebellious thoughts he had been playing host to, there was no telling if they had heard him or not. In a world like this, it paid to be paranoid.

 

‘Detective’ came a gravely, far off voice. ‘Are you there?’ Carlton couldn’t speak. You could almost hear the man pause to think. ‘No matter, you need to know, I can only hope you record your calls. I have a tip for you. Go to the Third Eye immediately, there you will find a newspaper, take it. Don’t talk to anyone about this; you understand I am putting myself on the line to get you this information.’ Carlton forced his sandpaper tongue to work, and managed to stutter one question ‘Who are you?’ The man laughed, or it sounded like it. ‘That is something you do not need to know, or can’t know at any rate. Goodbye’

He hung up.

Carlton stood with the mouthpiece limp in his hand, dumbfounded. Every man in a ten-mile radius knew about the Third Eye, it was the best place for a pint of bitter in the whole of New New England. It would be an ideal place to hide something, with its huge crowds, loud laughter and off colour jokes giving the place an air of being full even when it wasn’t. Almost without realising he had picked up his coat and donned his hat, and he was out of the door before he even considered the consequences.



Well, there we are. The second chapter, also copyright at me, though you won't want to steal it. It's awful also.


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 Hello All, 

Well I'm a good 200 words further into the life of a certain Morbid 13 year old. Her small reveal just before the big one, however, merited my new favorite, if only temporary, character. Observe:

"Approaching the body cautiously, she nudged the folds of its caked red waistcoat. A worm, of a disturbingly purple nature and rather bloated, crawled out, having had his fill of flesh. As worms go, he was probably having quite a good day, so it seemed only fitting it should be ruined by a giant hand pinching it by the middle and hauling it into the air." 

So there you are, the worm of a disturbingly purple nature. He, I hope, will become useful in the coming chapters, because I have a vague notion of where the story is going at this point.

On a completely different note, I was listening to Alestorm earlier. This is not typical behavior. I do love pirates, but this? I'm scared. Ah well, it could be worse, I spent a very productive day once listening to BrokeNCYDE and trying to figure out what they were saying and not looking at the lyrics. It was an ordeal to say the least. I shall post the next installment of my story soon in a separate post. I'm starting to sense a pattern here...

So, I leave you with the song I have been listening to and the news my Steampunk novel will be Christened under the working title of Cults & Cogwheels until I think of a better title.


 
Warning: The Song contains Strong Language!
 

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Result!

I have finally broken the 7000 word barrier! A measly sum, admittedly, but I've had a block against the character in question I can hardly bring myself to care. She has taken a bizarrely morbid turn as of late, surprising me by puling out a bloody (heh) camera when faced with her first dead body. Considering it's a Steampunk book, I'm having trouble keeping it plausible, but that's the least of my worries. There are quite a few loose ends that would make amazing mini-plots, but I don't have the brain power. Ah well, big reveal coming up soon, and a smaller one in the next page or so, so lot's to look forward to. As promised, here is my first draft of my first scene, copyright at me. Not that you'd want to steal it, it's pretty awful...



"It was a dark night in London. A cold night sure, the kind with a hacking cough and hunched shoulders that was supposed to be viewed from somewhere indoors, but an all together average one. In short, it was a completely normal night that inspired normal activities, and many normal stories, aside, of course, from the bit where the girl died.

Marie squeaked, ducking around a corner and surveying the cold, dark street. In her minds eye, she pictured the square, with it’s grimy, washerwomen, lined walls and the weak shining sun that managed to look a little grey. Her eyes skimmed the scene behind closed eyelids, looking for a way out… finding none. Four high walls, and a single gate that was blocked by her attacker. No escape. 

A hysterical giggle rose to Marie’s lips. Why tonight? Tomorrow was Amy’s party, and they were all going to the theatre, and now she was going to miss it. It was so unfair. Besides, she thought, she deserved a party. Not many nine year olds studied as hard as her, or danced as gracefully, or sang as well. Every moment she had free was spent practising something- 

Her thoughts cut off as she concentrated on running, her little black school shoes tripping and tumbling over the cobbles. Her ribbon had fallen out, so her dirty blonde ringlets blew into her eyes and blinded her. She could hear the fast, even footsteps behind her, and imagined she could feel hot breath on her neck. Gradually her strength failed, her arms dropped, her feet couldn’t run and stumbled to a clumsy stop. A lazy hand reached out, grabbing her collar and stopping her short.

“My dear, please don’t run so fast, I only wanted to give you this,” A gentle voice said. Marie whirled, trembling, and saw not a gun, or a clenched fist, but a gloved hand, with a cherry red ribbon draped over it. Hers. She took it cautiously between finger and thumb and the fact that this man was not a murderer struck her as so funny she began to laugh, and laugh and laugh. In fact, she was laughing so hard; she didn’t even notice the knife plunging towards her neck until it was too late.

The man straightened, his eyes cold, and placed the ribbon and the weapon back in his pocket. He felt no remorse, no pity. In fact, the only emotion that plagued him was the slight regret he would have to dispose of the knife. He quite liked it. He sighed, and walked away into the frigid night, swallowed by the darkness. He was sure no-one had seen, it was the kind of neighborhood where people were prone to look the other way, and in any event, if anyone dared speak out, he would see to them quite quickly."



There, I did it, feel free to flame me (Just kidding)

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Hello All, I have arrived!

I suppose this is to be the place where I splurge all the random short stories, poems and concepts that I have no-where to put. I may post the updates on the unnamed Steampunk novel I'm working on, as well as some of my reviews and random pieces of journalism. If you're lucky, I may even put my drawings up, put you may go blind from over-exposure to pure (Un)awesomeness. For now though, I leave you with a song I only recently discovered. Nice to meet you :)


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